Fri
Jun
27
The Detroit Red Wings (Stanley Cup Champions)
Hockey season may be over, but there is still time to rub stuff in Pittsburgh’s faces. The idea of having a hockey team named after a penguin is absurd. Hockey is a tough sport where blood is commonly shed. Penguins are harmless animals that cuddle up to you (maybe not, but it sounds good). Anyway, if you want to win a Stanley Cup championship, don’t name your team after a cute animal. I have no complaints for the Red Wings.
Overall Grade (For the Red Wings): A